Archive for May 16, 2009

Bizarro Reading Tonight!

Posted in Bizarro Events on May 16, 2009 by carltonmellick

bizarro reading

Event Description: Come to the Tortoise Butler Arts Hotel for an evening of strange brews hosted by sausage maestro Gabriel Majeski. If you missed Jeff Burk’s Shatnerquake performance the last time he was in Olympia, here’s a second chance! In addition, Daniel Scott Buck will read his latest stories, Cameron Pierce will perform the second episode of Meat Magick, and special guests will provide tips for grooming an award-winning mustache. Bizarro books from Eraserhead Press will be for sale, so bring your bones. We may or may not serve tortoise burritos.

Saturday, May 16 at 8:00 pm
Tortoise Butler Arts Hotel
715 Wilson St. NE
Olympia, WA

One day, all washing machines will become human…

Posted in Bizarro Books on May 16, 2009 by carltonmellick

The new book by Kevin L. Donihe has just been released. One of the greatest of the bizarro writers. This guy writes entertaining weird stuff. Although he’s still new, this guy is going to go far. His new book, WASHER MOUTH: The Man Who Was a Washing Machine, has just been released through Eraserhead press. This is a book you’ve got to read.

washer mouth

Here is the description:

Roy is a washing machine messiah. Recently turned human, he must pave the way for the coming of the washer-men. Unfortunately, Roy is not a very good messiah. More obsessed with the daytime Soap Opera Sands of Eternity, Roy deviates from his mission in order to follow his dream of acting in a scene with its beautiful leading lady, before she is retired from the show. But Roy soon discovers that the rise to stardom isn’t a simple task, especially for man whose mouth is an out-of-control washing machine.

A menagerie of freaks, bukkake hair treatments, sexually deranged divas, super powered superstars, snuff films, gloop lunches, and a murderous washing machine man known only as The Dark Washer–all await Roy on his quest through the bowels of the day-time drama industry.

It’s The Little Mermaid meets O’Lucky Man, filtered through Futurama. Washer Mouth is a totally fucking insane satire of Soap Operas that could only come from the unbalanced mind of Kevin L Donihe.

Buy it on

New blog!

Posted in Uncategorized on May 16, 2009 by carltonmellick

I am finally starting a blog. This is a blog where I will talk about:

Bizarro author events such as:

The Bizarro Breakdance party!

The Bizarro Breakdance Parties

or new bizarro book releases such as:

The Cannibals of Candyland!

The Cannibals of Candyland

or just random weird things, such as:

Hamburger turtle!

Hamburger turtle

So stick around …