Archive for December, 2010

Most Popular Bizarro Books of the Christmas Season

Posted in Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction on December 19, 2010 by carltonmellick

These are some of the Christmas bestsellers:

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Why Buying through is the Best Way to Support Writers

Posted in Uncategorized on December 15, 2010 by carltonmellick

Many people believe that is the big evil of the publishing world. Perhaps they are a bit evil from time to time, but they are an excellent company in a lot of other ways. I love amazon, both as a writer and as a consumer.

In my opinion, I believe that is the best thing that ever happened to the small press. The idea that shopping through amazon is bad for publishers and writers couldn’t be further from the truth from my experience as a writer. In fact, I believe that the best way to support small press authors would be to only buy their books through Here’s why: the more copies of a book that sell through, the more recommends that book and connects it to other books.

In 2001, when my first book Satan Burger came out, I promoted it to readers who were into weird fiction. Due to the also-bought feature on amazon, my book became linked up to a very popular weird fiction book: House of Leaves. For the next three years, Satan Burger was the #1 recommended book with House of Leaves. This launched my career and even though I made less profit per book than copies that were sold at smaller sites like, I still sold hundreds of copies of the book that wouldn’t have sold otherwise. I’d rather get tons of people reading my books and make just a buck or two per copy sold than make a lot of money per book sold. Ever since Satan Burger was connected to House of Leaves, I was making $500-1000 per month on just that one book, which was enough for a 23 year old with a low cost of living to write full time without need of a day job. My dream of writing as a career became a reality, and it couldn’t have happened without

Flash forward to the current day, Satan Burger is selling just as well as ever because amazon continues to link it up to other products, which keeps it in the public’s eye. There isn’t another bookstore in the country that would keep this book shelved that long. I’ve got 27 more books in print now, many of which sell just as well or better than Satan Burger did. And, due to also-boughts, I’ve become the number one author connected to Christopher Moore. There isn’t a bookseller in the world that would put a small press author’s book alongside a mega seller like Christopher Moore, or Chuck Palahniuk, or House of Leaves. Amazon does this, because it connects things based on what readers buy, not on what the big book industry thinks readers should be buying.

So the best way to support an author, especially a small press author, is to only buy their books through And these days, amazon allows much better discounts so that the publisher and author make more money when books are sold through amazon than anywhere else. This includes books sold directly from our websites. That is, unless we were to charge far more for our books, which would be unfair to the reader. It would also be a lot more work for us, and take much, much longer for the reader to receive the books.

Perhaps is a bit on the evil side. They have pulled some cheap tricks to destroy the competition in the past, and will likely continue to do so. But as of now, at this point in time, they are a great company. You should know that the best way to support an author is to buy through At least at this point in time.

Affairs Magazine Interview

Posted in Bizarro Authors, Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction on December 13, 2010 by carltonmellick

I just did an interview with Affairs Magazine about zombies, Christmas, and bizarro.

Check it out here:

All 43 Eraserhead Press Books Released in 2010

Posted in Bizarro Authors, Bizarro Books on December 12, 2010 by carltonmellick

43 new books. This is what we did in 2010 instead of sleep.


Christmas on Crack edited by Carlton Mellick III

The Bizarro Starter Kit (purple)

Starfish Girl by Athena Villaverde

Night of the Assholes by Kevin L. Donihe

Mr. Magic Realism by Bruce Taylor

The Cannibal’s Guide to Ethical Living by Mykle Hansen

The Emerald Burrito of Oz by John Skipp and Marc Levinthal

The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island by Cameron Pierce

Slag Attack by Andersen Prunty

Eyeballs Growing All Over Me…Again by Tony Rauch

Lick Your Neighbor by Chris Genoa

The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 by Carlton Mellick III

Lost in Cat Brain Land by Cameron Pierce

My Fake War by Andersen Prunty

Sunset with a Beard by Carlton Mellick III

Super Giant Monster Time! by Jeff Burk


Whargoul by Dave Brockie

Population Zero by Wrath James White

The Haunter of the Threshold by Edward Lee

Zombies and Shit by Carlton Mellick III

Rock and Roll Reform School Zombies by Bryan Smith

Trolley No. 1852 by Edward Lee

The Book of a Thousand Sins by Wrath James White

The Vegan Revolution…with Zombies by David Agranoff

Slaughterhouse High by Robert Devereaux

The Innswich Horror by Edward Lee

Bullet Through Your Face by Edward Lee

Brain Cheese Buffet by Edward Lee


Sorry I Ruined Your Orgy by Bradley Sands

The Flappy Parts by Kevin L. Donihe

Person by Sam Pink

Boneyard Babies by Alan M. Clark

The Self Esteem Holocaust Comes Home by Sam Pink


A Hundred Horrible Sorrows of Ogner Stump by A. Goldfarb


How to Eat Fried Furries by Nicole Cushing

Muscle Memory by Steve Lowe

Felix and the Sacred Thor by James Steele

Love in the Time of Dinosaurs by Kirsten Alene

Uncle Sam’s Carnival of Copulating Inanimals by Kirk Jones

The Egg Said Nothing by Caris O’Malley

Bucket of Face by Eric Hendrixson


Issue #4 guest edited by John Skipp

Issue #3 edited by Jeff Burk

OUT NOW: “Whargoul” by Dave Brockie

Posted in Bizarro Authors, Bizarro Books, Uncategorized on December 12, 2010 by carltonmellick


GWAR fans rejoice, the first novel by singer Dave Brockie (AKA Oderus Urungus) is finally here! As somebody who has been a fan of Gwar for the past 20 years it’s cool to see Eraserhead Press releasing a book by this guy.

Here’s more info:

by Dave Brockie

I Destroyed Your Life
I Raped Your Wife
I Am the Fucking Whargoul

From the killing grounds of Stalingrad to the death camps of the holocaust. From torture chambers in Iraq to race riots in the United States, the Whargoul was there – killing and raping. It is a beast born in bullets and shrapnel, feeding off of pain, misery, and hard drugs. Cursed to wander the Earth without the hope of death, it is reborn again and again to spread the gospel of hate, abuse, and genocide. But what if it’s not the only monster out there? What if there’s something worse?

From Dave Brockie, the twisted genius behind GWAR, comes a novel about the darkest days of the twentieth century. The modern world is dying and Brockie is here to put a bullet between its eyes and violate the corpse.

This is all-out fucking war!

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Out now: “Christmas on Crack”

Posted in Bizarro Authors, Bizarro Books on December 8, 2010 by carltonmellick

Here’s a perfect Christmas stocking stuffer for you:

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Perverted Christmas Tales for the whole family!*

(* As long as every member of your family is over the age of 18.)

It’s a dark and seedy side of Christmas that you didn’t know about. A Christmas underworld where Santa gets dominated by Peppermint women and Frosty is a transvestite stripper. There’s elf sluts, toy orgies, and giant flesh-eating Christmas crabs that shoot lasers.

That’s right.


It’s the holiday season, bitches, so strap on your sugar plum ball gag, bend yourself over the Yule log, and get ready for Kris Kringle to shove some Christmas cheer up your ass!

Featuring stories by Jordan Krall, Jeff Burk, Kevin L. Donihe, Cameron Pierce, Kirsten Alene, Kevin Shamel, Edmund Colell, and Andrew Goldfarb.

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Athena Villaverde: a bizarro author to watch

Posted in Bizarro Authors, Bizarro Books on December 8, 2010 by carltonmellick


Every once in a while I mentor a new bizarro author that I think has a lot of potential. I work with them one on one helping them chapter by chapter, line by line, until they complete their first publishable work. The last successful author I mentored was Cameron Pierce, who went on to write great bizarro works such as Ass Goblins of Auschwitz and The Pickled Apocalypse of Pancake Island. Recently, the latest author I have been mentoring is Athena Villaverde (pictured above). A young bizarro talent from Toronto, Canada.

Athena is inspired by two of my favorite authors, Kathe Koja and Francesca Lia Block, as well as a lot of Japanese anime that I love. Her stories tend to be cute and stylish yet dark and disturbing.


Her first book, Starfish Girl, is a great debut. I call it “Francesca Lia Block meets Bio Shock.” It’s about a post-apocalyptic underwater dome world where human beings are mutating into insane fish creatures. It’s about a cute teenaged gothic lolita girl with a starfish growing out of her head, who befriends an assassin with sea anemone hair. An awesome post-apocalyptic adventure with lovable characters and strange beautiful imagery.

Here is the official description:

In a post-apocalyptic underwater dome, there lives a girl with a starfish growing from her head. Her name is Ohime. She is the starfish girl.

Alone in this world, Ohime must fight for her life against lecherous crabmen, piranha people, and a yellow algae that is causing humans to mutate into fish. Until she meets Timbre, a woman with deadly sea anemone hair. Ohime thinks she is safe with her new protector and friend, but Timbre is on the run from a violent past. Now they must escape Timbre’s former master, the evil Dr. Ichii, who is determined to conquer the underwater dome . . . and destroy the starfish girl and her friend in the process.

You can get it at

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She also wrote a novelette called Clockwork Girl for the Bizarro Starter Kit (Purple). Clockwork Girl is about a poor girl who was disassembled and transformed into a living windup clockwork doll for a snobby rich girl. A very touching and heartbreaking story, like a bizarro Velveteen Rabbit.

Get it at

Athena Villaverde adds a new element to the bizarro fiction genre that has been lacking for a while. I highly recommend paying attention to her work. She has several books in the works for Eraserhead Press.

Visit her website at: