Archive for May 18, 2009

Rough Cover Sketch for “The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2”

Posted in Bizarro Books on May 18, 2009 by carltonmellick

Here is a rough sketch of what my next cover will look like:

The kobold wizard's dildo of enlightenment +2

It’s called The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (An Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5). It will be written in the style of my book Punk Land or Satan Burger, but will have a Dungeons and Dragons theme. Anyone who has played any of the old ’70s D&D modules will recognize the cover design.

The sketch above shows two of the characters in the story, one which is a punk rock elven thief and the other is an elf mage cybergoth. In the story, these characters were created by horny 13-year-old roleplayers so they of course look ultra slutty. I don’t know about you, but I think this cover is going to rock. Ed, the artist of most of my books, is my hero.