Archive for the Bizarro Fiction Category
Cover for the “Sea of the Patchwork Cats” re-release
Posted in Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction on March 28, 2011 by carltonmellickCOMING SOON: “The Morbidly Obese Ninja”
Posted in Bizarro Authors, Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction, Fiction, Uncategorized on March 24, 2011 by carltonmellick
Features: a world where people cosmetically alter their bodies to look like Japanese anime characters, cyberpunk assassins hired by electronics corporations, and a 700 pound ninja who uses his grotesque excess weight as a deadly weapon.
New Releases from Deadite Press
Posted in Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction, horror on March 23, 2011 by carltonmellick
For the horror and dark bizarro fan, everything Deadite releases is a must-own. These three are no exceptions. From “Baby’s First Book of Seriously Fucked-up Shit” by Robert Devereaux, a master of bizarro and surreal horror, to the apocalyptic novella “Take the Long Way Home” by Brian Keene (which features me, Carlton Mellick III, as a character in the book… a crazed harbinger of the apocalypse), and “Carnal Surgery” by the king of gore, Edward Lee.
BABY’S FIRST BOOK OF SERIOUSLY FUCKED-UP SHIT
by Robert Devereaux
From an orgy between God, Satan, Adam and Eve to beauty pageants for fetuses. From a giant human-absorbing tongue to a place where God is in the eyes of the psychopathic. This is a party at the furthest limits of human decency and cruelty. Robert Devereaux is your host but watch out – he’s spiked the punch with drugs, sex, and dismemberment.
Deadite Press is proud to present ten stories of the strange, the gross, and the just plain fucked-up from one of the most original voices in horror – Robert Devereaux.
Get it at amazon.com
CARNAL SURGERY
by Edward Lee
Autopsy fetishes, crippled sex slaves, a serial killer who keeps the hands of his victims, government conspiracies, dead cops and doomed pornographers. From operating room morality plays to a town that serves up piss and cum mixed drinks, this is the strange and disturbing world of Edward Lee.
From one of the most notorious, controversial, and extreme voices in horror fiction comes a new collection of depravity and terror. Carnal Surgery collects eleven of Lee’s most sought after tales of sex and dismemberment.
Featuring:
The Seeker
Please Let Me Out
The Order of Nature
Goddess of the New Dark Age
Hands
The Table
Death, She Said
The Piece of Paper
The Blurred Room
Gut-Shot
Make A Wish
Get it at amazon.com
TAKE THE LONG WAY HOME
by Brian Keene
All across the world, people suddenly vanish in the blink of an eye. From their cars during the rush hour commute. From the shopping malls. Their homes. Their beds. Even from the arms of their loved ones. Airline pilots. World leaders. Teachers. Parents. Children.
Gone.
Steve, Charlie and Frank were just trying to get home when it happened. Now they find themselves left behind, and wishing they’d disappeared, too. Trapped in the ultimate traffic jam, they watch as civilization collapses, claiming the souls of those around them. God has called his faithful home, but the invitations for Steve, Charlie and Frank got lost. Now they must set off on foot through a nightmarish post-apocalyptic landscape in search of answers. In search of God. In search of their loved ones. And in search of home.
Deadite Press is proud to make Brian Keene’s long out-of-print critically-acclaimed Take The Long Way Home available to readers once again! Includes an introduction by New York Times-bestselling author John Skipp!
Get it at amazon.com
Night of the Assholes – Kevin Donihe podcast interview
Posted in Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction, horror on February 26, 2011 by carltonmellick
Kevin L Donihe was interviewed in the latest issue of A Little Dead Podcast. He talks about his latest book, Night of the Assholes, which is a bizarro parody of Night of the Living Dead.
Check it out here.
Cover for the “Fishy-fleshed” re-release
Posted in Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction on February 21, 2011 by carltonmellick
Cover for “The Menstruating Mall” re-release
Posted in Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction on February 14, 2011 by carltonmellick
“Crab Town” out now
Posted in Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction on January 31, 2011 by carltonmellick
My new novella is now available. Check it out.
DESCRIPTION
Five desperate criminals are robbing one of the last remaining banks in Freedom City, a town devastated by the previous nuclear war. But these are no ordinary criminals. They are members of the House of Cards, an organization designed to help the less fortunate citizens of the city. In a place where the poor are separated from the rich, jobs are as scarce as clean water, and even the doctors are as corrupt as the politicians, the House of Cards are a final beacon of hope in an otherwise hopeless world.
Featuring: radiation fetishists, balloon people, mutant crabs, sail-bike road warriors, and a love affair between a woman and an H-Bomb. This is one mean asshole of a city.
Welcome to Crab Town.
Get it at: www.amazon.com
Top 20 Eraserhead/Deadite Books of 2010
Posted in Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction on January 26, 2011 by carltonmellickThe following is a list of the 2010 top 20 bestsellers from Easerhead Press and all of its imprints:
1. Help! A Bear Is Eating Me by Mykle Hansen
2. Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere by Mykle Hansen
3. Satan Burger by Carlton Mellick III
4. Brain Cheese Buffet by Edward Lee
5. The Faggiest Vampire by Carlton Mellick III
6. The Baby Jesus Butt Plug by Carlton Mellick III
7. Bullet Through Your Face by Edward Lee
8. The Cannibals of Candyland by Carlton Mellick III
9. The Innswich Horror by Edward Lee
10. Shatnerquake by Jeff Burk
11. Apeshit by Carlton Mellick III
12. The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 by Carlton Mellick III
13. Angel Dust Apocalypse by Jeremy Robert Johnson
14. The Haunter of the Threshold by Edward Lee
15. Ass Goblins of Auschwitz by Cameron Pierce
16. Adolf in Wonderland by Carlton Mellick III
17. The Bizarro Starter Kit (Orange)
18. Razor Wire Pubic Hair by Carlton Mellick III
19. Trolley No. 1852 by Edward Lee
20. Foop! by Chris Genoa
Coming Soon: “Crab Town”
Posted in Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction on January 18, 2011 by carltonmellick
Next month, my new novella “Crab Town” will be released. This is my first 100-page novella to be published since Ultra Fuckers. Basically it is a bizarro bank heist story set in a dystopian post-nuke city. Featuring: radiation fetishists, balloon people, monster crabs, sail-bike road warriors, and a love affair between a woman and an H-Bomb.
Carlton Mellick III 