COMING SOON: “The Morbidly Obese Ninja”

Features: a world where people cosmetically alter their bodies to look like Japanese anime characters, cyberpunk assassins hired by electronics corporations, and a 700 pound ninja who uses his grotesque excess weight as a deadly weapon.

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7 Responses to “COMING SOON: “The Morbidly Obese Ninja””

Vincent Kramer Says:
March 24, 2011 at 11:59 pm

NO WAY! This sounds amazing! WHEN WHEN WHEN?!

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- carltonmellick Says:
  March 28, 2011 at 4:10 pm
  
  Late april
  
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NICK Says:
March 26, 2011 at 7:43 am

Holy Shit bro it’s about time for this to come out, I remember reading about this I think in the intro to Apeshit or one of your other titles. I can’t wait for this and also FUCK LEISURE!!! Deadite and Earaserhead kicking ass and taking names bitches!!!

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- carltonmellick Says:
  March 28, 2011 at 4:11 pm
  
  Hell yeah!
  
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Gary Says:
March 26, 2011 at 11:29 am

Great cover, was this the short story collection?

If so how many stories? and Any chance of a few sneak titles?

Keep up the good work just about to take Crab Town off my to read pile

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- carltonmellick Says:
  March 28, 2011 at 4:13 pm
  
  It was the short story collection, but when polishing the title story I ended up expanding it quite a bit. It became too long for a collection so now Morbidly Obese Ninja is going to be a stand alone novella. The story collection will probably come out in a few more months.
  
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Cameron Pierce Says:
March 29, 2011 at 5:53 pm

Best CM3 cover ever. Hell yeah.

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