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Cover art for future books: Wonka, Quicksand House, and Satan Burger: 10th Anniversary Edition

Posted in art, Bizarro Artists, Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction on May 8, 2012 by carltonmellick

Just showing off cover art for books that won’t be coming out for quite a while. There’s “Wonka” which is kind of like a retelling of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in the world of Beyond Thunderdome, “Quicksand House” a quiet surreal story about children in search of their parents inside a mansion the size of a country, and the super-sized 10 year anniversary edition of Satan Burger which will feature a lot of bonus material like illustrations, new intros, and perhaps even new bonus chapters. (Note: this version won’t be replacing the original edition with the butt on the cover.)

Shatnerquake fan art

Posted in art, Bizarro Artists, Bizarro Books on September 18, 2010 by carltonmellick

I recently stumbled across this bit of fan art from Jeff Burk’s Shatnerquake

Artist: tootsiemuppet

Satan Burger fan art by Ryan Ward

Posted in art, Bizarro Artists, Bizarro Books on March 23, 2010 by carltonmellick

Ryan Ward did some images for my book “Satan Burger” recently. Check them out! I love fan art.

Click the image to enlarge.

A blue woman:

A scorpion fly:


A shoe spider:

Artwork: last three for a while

Posted in art on January 7, 2010 by carltonmellick

These are the last of the images I did over the Christmas break. These 6 images were all the work I was able to get done while staying with family for three weeks. Jeff Burk is interested in using the first one as the next cover for Magazine of Bizarro Fiction.

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New artwork: two more

Posted in art on December 30, 2009 by carltonmellick

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New artwork

Posted in art on December 27, 2009 by carltonmellick

The day after Christmas I decided to relax and do some artwork.

This is what I did:

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Samurai Hamburglar!

Posted in art, Bizarro Authors on December 10, 2009 by carltonmellick

Here is another poster from my book Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland:

This one is of the Hamburglar, the evil henchman of Mayor McCheese who happens to be a sadistic badass samurai with the reflexes of a cat. I’m thinking I might have to write another story just about Mayor McCheese and the Hamburgar.

Mayor McCheese of the Post Apocalypse

Posted in art, Bizarro Books on December 9, 2009 by carltonmellick

Here is a poster from my book Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland:

It is Mayor McCheese, the evil warlord of the wasteland. Perhaps the dumbest villain I have ever come up with. This is a promotional poster. I’m thinking about maybe selling some of these on my site, if there’s interest.