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CM3 Library FAQs

Posted in Signed limited editions with tags , , , , , , on March 24, 2026 by carltonmellick

Hi everyone!

If you are ordering books from the CM3 Library, please read through these FAQs so you know what to expect. If you have any questions not answered here please send them to me via the email address provided below.

Why did you start the CM3 Library?

I started the CM3 Library as a way for fans to get autographed collector’s editions of my books since I have never been able to sell signed copies in the past. However, this is all just an experiment. I have no idea if there will be enough interest in this series to keep it going and I definitely don’t have enough time in my schedule to run an entire online business. I’ve tried to streamline the process to make it easier, but don’t expect this to be a professional online store. I’m just one person and that person is slow, lazy, and overwhelmed with other projects. So please be patient with me.

Will all of your books eventually be released through the CM3 Library?

I plan to continue the series for as long as there’s enough interest and as long as I have the time to keep it up. I plan to release at least all of the fan favorites.

How long will it take me to get books I order?

Books are shipped only once per month via media mail, so it could take up to 2 months to receive an order.

Can I place a bulk order of your books to save on shipping?

Yes, I most likely will send bulk orders with a shipping discount when ordering 4 or more titles. Contact me with the titles you want and I’ll send you a quote.

Can I get my books personalized?

Send me a message if you’d like to request anything to be inscribed in the books.

Will I get a tracking number?

Unfortunately, I can’t send out tracking numbers at this time. I will send them by request if there’s an important reason you need to know, but manually typing tracking numbers for every order would make this series too work-intensive for me to continue.

Do I have to resubscribe each year?

No, your subscription auto-renews each year unless cancelled. Make sure not to double subscribe.

Do you issue refunds for orders or subscriptions?

I offer partial refunds for books (minus the paypal fee) if requested within 48 hours. If you accidentally double subscribe contact me and I’ll see what I can do. As long as the first book of the year hasn’t been sent, it should be fine.

My book arrived damaged. What do I do?

Email me a picture of the damaged book and I’ll replace it as soon as I can.

Do you put author notes or comics in your hardcovers like you do in your paperbacks?

No, I prefer to keep these books classy and my comics/author notes are the far from it.

Can I illustrate one of your hardcovers?

Many of these books are filled with fan art illustrations. If you are an artist and would like to illustrate one of my books send some samples to my email address listed below. Payment is a free copy of the book and extra copies at a discount.

Do you commission cover art?

Yes! I am always looking for new artists for my covers. Payment is $500-$1000 USD. Contact me with a sample of your art at the email below.

Do you use AI to create your cover art?

No, I pay artists and commission the artwork. I find AI-generated covers to be tacky and unprofessional.

How can I contact you?

My email is cm3library@eraserheadpress.com. I am often slow to respond, if you don’t hear back within 1-2 weeks your message likely went to spam. Feel free to try again or PM me on facebook.

THE ULTRA FUCKERS – Signed Limited Edition Hardcover

Posted in absurdism, Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction, Carlton Mellick III, collector's hardcovers, eraserhead press, Signed limited editions, surrealism with tags , , , , on August 5, 2024 by carltonmellick

THE ULTRA FUCKERS

Tony dreads the idea of going to his wife’s company dinner party in Eagle Hills; the new upper-middleclass gated community that just popped up outside of Scottsdale, AZ. He hates these Southwest-style planned suburban neighborhoods. All of the streets look the same. All of the houses look the same. All of the people look the same. Because everything in Eagle Hills looks exactly the same, Tony has trouble finding the dinner party. He quickly becomes lost in the sea of red tile roofs. The streets seem to go on forever. The addresses don’t seem to make any sense.

After hours of navigating the suburban labyrinth, Tony discovers that there is something terribly wrong with the Eagle Hills gated community. There is something unnatural about the houses around him. There is something inhuman about the people staring at him through the windows. And no matter how far he drives, he can’t seem to find his way out.


COVER ART BY EMMANUEL OMENDA JR.

CASE LAMINATE HARDCOVER

132 PAGES

LIMITED TO 500 COPIES

SIGNED BY THE AUTHOR

RELEASED IN AUGUST 2024

$50 plus shipping


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INTRODUCING “THE CM3 COLLECTOR’S LIBRARY”

Posted in Bizarro Books, Bizarro Fiction, Carlton Mellick III, collector's hardcovers, Signed limited editions, subscription service with tags , on October 5, 2023 by carltonmellick

Starting in 2024, there will be a new subscription service for obtaining special edition hardcovers of my books. Three to four books will be published each year. They will be signed and numbered, limit to 500 copies. Click here for more.