Rough Cover Sketch for “The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2”

Here is a rough sketch of what my next cover will look like:

The kobold wizard's dildo of enlightenment +2

It’s called The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (An Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5). It will be written in the style of my book Punk Land or Satan Burger, but will have a Dungeons and Dragons theme. Anyone who has played any of the old ’70s D&D modules will recognize the cover design.

The sketch above shows two of the characters in the story, one which is a punk rock elven thief and the other is an elf mage cybergoth. In the story, these characters were created by horny 13-year-old roleplayers so they of course look ultra slutty. I don’t know about you, but I think this cover is going to rock. Ed, the artist of most of my books, is my hero.

5 Responses to “Rough Cover Sketch for “The Kobold Wizard’s Dildo of Enlightenment +2””

  1. Was this the one that was originally called The Eyeball Wizard’s Toy Cunt?

  2. carltonmellick Says:

    Yeah, the title was changed.

  3. I must have this. When will it be available?

  4. carltonmellick Says:

    Summer/Fall probably.

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