Archive for October 12, 2009

OUT NOW: “Fistful of Feet” by Jordan Krall

Posted in Bizarro Books on October 12, 2009 by carltonmellick

Jordan Krall’s bizarro western novel is out now. Get it at:

“”Krall has quite a flair for outrage as an art form.” – EDWARD LEE

“Jordan Krall is a can’t miss literary talent who can
show skeptics what Bizarro has to offer.” – WITHERSIN MAGAZINE

A bizarro tribute to Spaghetti westerns, HP Lovecraft, and foot fetish enthusiasts. Screwhorse, Nevada is legendary for its violent and unusual pleasures, but when a mysterious gunslinger drags a wooden donkey into the desert town, the stage is set for a bloodbath unlike anything the west has ever seen. His name is Calamaro, and he’s from New Jersey.

Featuring Cthulhu-worshipping Indians, a woman with four feet, a Giallo-esque serial killer, a crazed gunman who is obsessed with sucking on candy, Syphilis-ridden mutants, ass juice, burping pistols, sexually transmitted tattoos, and a house devoted to the freakiest fetishes, Jordan Krall’s Fistful of Feet is the weirdest western ever written.

Only five copies left of the limited edition pre-orders.

Get one here:

With the limited edition, you’ll also get:

-a limited e-book with FoF-related short stories
-a signed/numbered FoF postcard
-a hand-drawn “spaghetti” trading card (1 of 30), signed and
numbered, each unique.
-CD Soundtrack featuring classic Spaghetti Western themes
-and maybe even more….?????

All this, for only $14.99 (including S&H)

Only available for the next week or while supplies last, so get it now.