OUT NOW: “The Handsome Squirm”


A tale of marriage, child-rearing, and vaginas that eat people.

A man is arrested in the middle of the night. He doesn’t know why. He doesn’t remember committing any crime. The cops drop him off in a small community in the middle of the woods where a wedding is about to begin. It is his wedding. He doesn’t recognize the bride, but she’s allegedly pregnant with his children. All twelve of them. And by law, he must marry her or go to prison for the next two decades.

But who is this strange woman he is to spend the rest of his life with? She doesn’t seem quite human. Her expressions are cold and emotionless. Her movements are like that of a spider. She is Usagi, a creature who feeds on her human mate during pregnancy. Now this man has to find a way to terminate the marriage if he is to survive. But it’s not going to be easy. His friends, his family, and his country are all against him. They believe a father should be willing to give up anything for the sake of his family. Even his life.

Like Franz Kafka’s The Trial meets an erotic body horror version of The Blob, this darkly absurd tale is classic Mellick.


6 Responses to “OUT NOW: “The Handsome Squirm””

  1. Praise the lord for two counts!

    1) this book is now out been waiting a while for this one

    2) some new posts from CMIII (It’s been far too quiet on here)

    Pleased about this will order as soon as Amazon UK pull their finger out.
    Any news on the Super Evils?

  2. carltonmellick Says:

    Gary – I’ve been posting more on facebook than my blog over the past year. I need more time. As for Super Evils, I’m not sure yet.

  3. carltonmellick Says:

    There will probably be a few books before Super Evils.

  4. Don’t all vaginas eat people? Maybe I have it the other way around.

  5. Carlton, how much is Red World, please? thanks!

  6. Yeah, on it’s way from Amazon uk, looking forward to this one, as I really enjoyed your last one I read ‘I Knocked Up Satan’s Daughter’

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