OUT NOW: “Fantastic Orgy”
My first story collection in ten years, Fantastic Orgy, is finally available. This one features one novella and four longish short stories.
Shark Sex, mutant cats, and strange sexually transmitted diseases.
Over the past few decades, sexually transmitted diseases have evolved in unusual ways. Herpes, AIDS, Gonorrhea; these are all STDs of the past. These days, sexually transmitted diseases are more extreme and bizarre. Not exactly diseases anymore, they are more like sexually transmitted body modifications. There’s an STD that changes your hair color, an STD that causes your toes to grow larger, one causes you to grow extra breasts on your body, another causes your skin to grow long metal spikes, and there’s an especially annoying STD that causes you to ejaculate miniature eyeballs.
Tonight is Share Your STD Night at the Demon Seed Swingers Club. Although most members of society fear the idea of contracting these diseases, there are some underground deviants who embrace them. They believe the diseases make them strange, unique, and beautiful. So they come together once a month to trade their wonderful STDs with each other in a surreal, fantastical orgy. However, tonight will not be like other nights. There’s a new disease spreading through the sex club, a disease that causes people to become rabid bloodthirsty killing machines. As the infected rampage through the Demon Seed, the survivors realize there’s only one thing they can do to survive the night: turn their grotesque STDs into deadly super weapons.
Also featuring the short stories:
“Candy-Coated” – A buff dude with a lollipop for a head has a hard time picking up the laydaaays due to all of the bearded truckers who keep trying to lick his head.
“Ear Cat” – A Kitty of the Month Club selection gone horribly wrong.
“City Hobgoblins” – A member of a punk rock band falls in love with a shark-like creature. (a prequel to the cult novel Satan Burger)
“Porno in August” – A group of porn actors find themselves floating in the middle of the ocean, unable to remember who they are or why they are there. (Chosen for The Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror)
Now available at amazon.com
Carlton Mellick III 
September 13, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Damn, that’s a great idea. You are the king of enticing story summaries.
September 18, 2011 at 3:07 am
Put my order in for this one. Sounds ace!
Will I be able to put Satans Daughter on my Xmas list???
September 18, 2011 at 5:26 am
Satans Daughter should be out in a couple of days. Armadillo Fists should be out in about a month. And there might even be another book out by the end of the year as well.