MS Paint Porn

I just stumbled across a website that is dedicated to pornographic art created in MS Paint. How can someone create erotic images using the crappy impossible-to-use MS Paint program? Well, they can’t. These images aren’t erotic at all. They look like the drawings a six year old boy might create if he happened to be addicted to porn. In other words: pretty awesome stuff.

Here is an example:

I believe that’s supposed to be a lizard with a dick and a beetle with a dick, in a threesome with a woman. A lot of the site is this kind of stuff. I’m not sure why it exists, but it’s pretty funny that it does.

If this is your kind of thing, check out the website:

http://www.mspaintporn.net

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4 Responses to “MS Paint Porn”

Chris Benton Says:
August 3, 2009 at 4:47 pm

Looks like stuff similarly painted by jazz virtuoso John Lurie. Ironically enough, horny insects make several cameos in the project I’m finishing up…

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TroyC Says:
August 3, 2009 at 8:26 pm

I’m in the process of working on a major piece titled INSEX, extensively cataloguing a character’s insect fetishism (in between passages detailing her survival and rape-spree in a world where a loose government gas makes insects become gigantic). Think 120 Days Of Mantis Sodom.

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jonnykelly Says:
August 4, 2009 at 8:13 pm

I think the Ms paint drawings here are actually quite poor; there are much better Ms paint drawings on electricretard.com, which I wrote about on my last blog entry on jonnykelly.wordpress.com

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Kristeva Says:
August 8, 2009 at 6:04 pm

HAH! I have officially added that website to my Bookmarked list. And I plan on contributing to it!

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