Events & Appearances
These events feature appearances by myself, Eraserhead Press, or other bizarro writers.
World Horror Con 2011
April 28th – May 1st
Austin, TX
http://whc2011.org/
BizarroCon
(info coming soon)
Carlton Mellick III
author of bizarro fiction
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"Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles... and the kinkiest fans!"—Christopher Moore
"Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale."—Cory Doctorow
CARLTON MELLICK III is an oafish gentleman with the stylishest of sideburns. He is one of the leading authors in the bizarro fiction genre—a booming underground movement that strives to bring weird, crazy, entertaining literature to the masses. Imagine a mixture of David Lynch, Dr. Suess, South Park, and Troma movies.
He lives in Portland, OR. Featured Titles
Armadillo Fists
A weird-as-hell gangster story.
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter
A demonic romantic comedy
Fantastic Orgy
One novella plus four short stories
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands
The sequel to Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
The Morbidly Obese Ninja
He's a 700 pound killing machine
Crab Town
A bizarro bank heist set in a radioactive post-nuke ghetto
Zombies and Shit
Battle Royale meets Return of the Living dead
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (an Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5)
Dungeons and Dragons Adventure Porn!
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
Road Warrior werewolves vs. McDonaldland Mutants
The Cannibals of Candyland
an erotic horror novel set in Candyland
The Egg Man
dark, dystopian, ugly
The Faggiest Vampire
a bizarro children's book
Cybernetrix
two words: Tron sex
Apeshit
Friday the 13th meets Visitor Q
The Ultra Fuckers
Japanese punks in suburban hell
Adolf in Wonderland
Nazis go down the rabbit hole
Carlton Mellick III- New Carlton Mellick III Message Board January 25, 2012I now have a new message board. Come by and say hi.carltonmellick
- T-2000 action figure January 3, 2012I pity the fool who doesn't wish they could own a T-2000 action figure.carltonmellick
- OUT NOW: “Armadillo Fists” + 2 more bizarro books December 29, 2011A weird-as-hell gangster story set in a world where people drive giant mechanical dinosaurs instead of cars.carltonmellick
- Cover for “Pippi of the Apocalypse” December 17, 2011It might not be for a year or more before this one comes out, but for fans of the Warrior Wolf Women world I wanted to announce that I will in fact be writing the third book in the series.carltonmellick
- COMING SOON: “Tumor Fruit” December 14, 2011A bizarro island survival story set on an alien planet.carltonmellick
- Bizarro Christmas Books December 9, 2011Four weird ass books for the holiday season!carltonmellick
- Complete List of 2011 Deadite Press Releases December 3, 2011Deadite Press, the cult horror imprint of Eraserhead Press, exploded in 2011. Here is a list of all 24 titles published this year.carltonmellick
- BizarroCon Reports December 1, 2011Check out what you missed at BizarroCon this year.carltonmellick
- A complete list of my books published in 2011 November 29, 2011A complete list of Mellick books publsihed in 2011.carltonmellick
- OUT NOW: “Sea of the Patchwork Cats” re-issue November 25, 2011Now available at amazon.com.carltonmellick
- New Carlton Mellick III Message Board January 25, 2012
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July 2, 2010 at 12:38 am
come to vegas man!