Call for submissions: “THE BIBLE PART II: The Long-Awaited Sequel to the #1 Bestselling Bizarro Fiction Novel of All Time!”

jesus with guns

I’m looking for bizarro short stories 2,000 – 8,000 words for the upcoming anthology “THE BIBLE PART II: The Long-Awaited Sequel to the #1 Bestselling Bizarro Fiction Novel of All Time!”.

The stories should be crazy bizarro fiction sequels to stories from the bible (old or new testament), or they should be completely original modern day biblical stories. Imagine if Michael Bay directed a crappy big budget Hollywood sequel to the Bible, with tons of over-the-top special effects, machine guns, explosions, motorcycles, sexy characters, and ridiculous plots. That’s the kind of thing I’m looking for. And, of course, I’d like them funny and weird.

Send a query to me at carltonmellick3 (at) yahoo.com with an idea for a story. Pitch me your idea in a paragraph or less. Include a bio. I’d like you to do this so that A) you don’t have to write it if I’m not going to be interested in the concept and B) I don’t want multiple people doing the same types of stories. Send multiple story pitches if you like.

Deadline for pitches: September 1st
Deadline for submissions: November 1st

Remember: The more ridiculous the better. I’m looking forward to hearing from you.

-CM3

6 Responses to “Call for submissions: “THE BIBLE PART II: The Long-Awaited Sequel to the #1 Bestselling Bizarro Fiction Novel of All Time!””

  1. Is there any payment for stories? I don’t see anything on that.

  2. This is awesome!
    About sending in multiple ideas, should they be in the same mail?

    Cheers / Michael

  3. V. Weather Says:

    This is awesome.

    Also, I heard John McCain describe one of the debt plans as “bizarro” and another politician describe the compromise as a “Satan Sandwich”. He said you won’t like what you see if you look under the bun.

    A sandwich with a bun is a burger.

    What the fuck did you do, Mellick?

  4. Prepare yourself for MANY submissions from me! :P

  5. I really want to read this. Any idea when it’ll come out?

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