Coming Soon: Fantastic Orgy
My first short story collection to be published since “Sunset with a Beard” was released 10 years ago. It will include six previously published stories, including “Porno in August” previously reprinted in The Year’s Best Fantasy and Horror. There will also be three new stories, including the title novella which is about a world of sexually transmitted diseases that are not harmful, but strange and magical … and trendy. If you look closely at the cover image you will see one of my favorite sexually transmitted diseases in the book: Hello Kitty Eyes.
This book should be available some time next month.
Carlton Mellick III 
April 18, 2011 at 6:27 pm
Carlton,
I can’t wait to read this! I am liking the new cover art, too. My only criticism is most of the women on the covers have massive breasts. I am not a feminist, but us thin girls aren’t that well endowed 😉
April 18, 2011 at 10:13 pm
HA! Once you read the story that this image is based on you will find it funny that you said this. You’ll have to read it to find out why.
But the reason for the busty women with hourglass figures is because that’s the artist’s style. He does pinup girl art (but with weird girls). Still, I don’t think all of the women have *massive* breasts. Fishy-fleshed, Warrior Wolf Women, Haunted Vagina, Ultra Fuckers, Cybernetrix, Sunset with a Beard, they are all pretty average. I think there are just a few that are overly large. This girl does seem to have especially large ones, but she’s wearing a corset so that probably doesn’t count.
By the way, this is a very weird conversation to have. I don’t think I’ve ever contemplated the breast-size of my characters before, or ever imagined addressing complaints about them. I’ll consider a wider variety of breast-sizes if that will make you happy. I’m laughing as I type this.
April 19, 2011 at 2:56 am
Can’t wait to get my order put in as soon as it comes on Amazon uk.
Does this mean this book will be out before MO ninja?
Any new on the Handsome Squirm or the Super Evils? will they be out at the tail end of the year?
P.S love the Macho Man Randy Savage figure on the cover. I had that as a kid, infact i think he is still in my loft space!
CMIII you rule! OHHHHHH yeaHHHHHH!
April 19, 2011 at 4:29 am
Gary – Nope, Morbidly Obese Ninja should be out within just a few days. Fantastic Orgy and Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands will be out next month. Then it’s on to Handsome Squirm, but I’m not sure when that will come out. June or July maybe. Super Evils will probably be at the very end of the year. I’d like to do Seven Cyborgs and another new novella before that one.
April 20, 2011 at 6:35 pm
Hi Carlton,
Glad my comment made you laugh & you didn’t take it too seriously. Not really a complaint- I am used to it with television & advertisements. I overlooked the corset, actually. Yes, you are right with your earlier characters. I just assumed it was the artist’s style. Haha, it’s up to you. Of course I am the oddball who had to point it out. 🙂 Actually, I believe you know my boyfriend? He told me he did promotional work for you. His name is Chris & we’re in Detroit.
April 24, 2011 at 10:30 pm
This looks pretty sweet. I think the Super Evils sounds like a really cool idea, but I’m nefariously glad that it won’t come out ’till the end of the year. I’m trying to write something, and this gives me incentive to write the Great Superhero Novel of the Western Cannon before the mighty CM3 does.