Jeff Burk will be a guest on the radio show Metal Crypt at 3pm-6pm EST on June 10th. He will be talking about Shatnerquake, The Magazine of Bizarro Fiction, and lots of other bizarro goodness. Check it out.
Carlton Mellick III
author of bizarro fiction
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"Carlton Mellick III has the craziest book titles... and the kinkiest fans!"—Christopher Moore
"Carlton Mellick III is one of bizarro fiction's most talented practitioners, a virtuoso of the surreal, science fictional tale."—Cory Doctorow
CARLTON MELLICK III is an oafish gentleman with the stylishest of sideburns. He is one of the leading authors in the bizarro fiction genre—a booming underground movement that strives to bring weird, crazy, entertaining literature to the masses. Imagine a mixture of David Lynch, Dr. Suess, South Park, and Troma movies.
He lives in Portland, OR. Featured Titles
The Handsome Squirm
Franz Kafka's The Trial meets an erotic horror version of The Blob
Armadillo Fists
A weird-as-hell gangster story.
I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter
A demonic romantic comedy
Fantastic Orgy
One novella plus four short stories
Barbarian Beast Bitches of the Badlands
The sequel to Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
The Morbidly Obese Ninja
He's a 700 pound killing machine
Crab Town
A bizarro bank heist set in a radioactive post-nuke ghetto
Zombies and Shit
Battle Royale meets Return of the Living dead
The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 (an Adventure for 3-6 Players, Levels 2-5)
Dungeons and Dragons Adventure Porn!
Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland
Road Warrior werewolves vs. McDonaldland Mutants
The Cannibals of Candyland
an erotic horror novel set in Candyland
The Egg Man
dark, dystopian, ugly
The Faggiest Vampire
a bizarro children's book
Cybernetrix
two words: Tron sex
Apeshit
Friday the 13th meets Visitor Q
The Ultra Fuckers
Japanese punks in suburban hell
Adolf in Wonderland
Nazis go down the rabbit hole
Carlton Mellick III- New issue of The Dream People May 15, 2012features an excerpt from Armadillo Fistscarltonmellick
- Cover art for future books: Wonka, Quicksand House, and Satan Burger: 10th Anniversary Edition May 8, 2012Just showing off cover art for books that won't be coming out for quite a while. There's "Wonka" which is kind of like a retelling of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory in the world of Beyond Thunderdome, "Quicksand House" a quiet surreal story about children in search of their parents inside a mansion the size of a country, and […]carltonmellick
- OUT NOW: “Red World” April 30, 2012My novelette "Red World" has just been released by White belly Press. It is a 30 page trade paperback with a very limited run of 100 copies. If you want a copy I suggest you get it right away.carltonmellick
- OUT NOW: “The Handsome Squirm” April 18, 2012My new book is now available.carltonmellick
- BizarroCon tickets available April 17, 2012If you are involved or want to be involved in the bizarro fiction scene this is a must-attend event.carltonmellick
- New Carlton Mellick III Message Board January 25, 2012I now have a new message board. Come by and say hi.carltonmellick
- T-2000 action figure January 3, 2012I pity the fool who doesn't wish they could own a T-2000 action figure.carltonmellick
- OUT NOW: “Armadillo Fists” + 2 more bizarro books December 29, 2011A weird-as-hell gangster story set in a world where people drive giant mechanical dinosaurs instead of cars.carltonmellick
- Cover for “Pippi of the Apocalypse” December 17, 2011It might not be for a year or more before this one comes out, but for fans of the Warrior Wolf Women world I wanted to announce that I will in fact be writing the third book in the series.carltonmellick
- COMING SOON: “Tumor Fruit” December 14, 2011A bizarro island survival story set on an alien planet.carltonmellick
- New issue of The Dream People May 15, 2012
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